Too many gorgeous gams out there, so I'm just going to say the most fabulous legs in this or any other universe belong to the Woman who has me draped over her shoulder at the time.
Oh! Charlize! I wasn't expecting you today . . . No, no hon, I was going to add 'except for Charlize Theron!' Honest. . . . I'm telling the truth . . . No! Please! Not the face! NOT THE FACE!
Except for Charlize Theron, of course.
